Something interesting at work

[Monopolus]

I bus tables right now, and while I was working on clearing one last night, I heard a rather...interesting conversation between two people at an adjacent table from mine. The pair in question were two women, both looking to be in the low to mid-20's. One was blonde and was wearing a black top, and the other was the women that kinda made my hormones jump a bit.

Granted, she wasn't a flawless-looking woman to me; she had shoulder-length black hair, I would guess a B-cup, and she wore a pretty blue top that was decorated with flower designs and whatnot. Accidentally eavesdropping on their conversation, I heard her say basically that 'she was feeling so huge'. She followed this comment up by moving her hands near her belly, yet not touching it. It was at this point that I saw a barely unoticable curve in her stomach, though that could easily be from stuffing herself or-

"You know what else is getting bigger?" Her friend asks jokingly. The black-haired girl giggles and comments "Yeah I know they're getting big" (something along that line). Sadly, I had to do my job and not just stand there awkwardly to try to hear more about this girl. I did think she was pretty and the thought of her actually being pregnant made me quite shy.


Just thought I'd share with you guys; I'm normally silent on here and just a lurker. What do you think?

[Shoy]

That's kinda hot, bro.

My reaction would probably be a little different than yours. i'm trying to be a little more outspoken so i probably would've dropped in like "Welp, i hope you enjoyed your dinner for two!" with a nice smile. then i would've dropped the "Yeah, i have a friend who's pregnant too. i'm gonna be a god-father! when are you due??" type of line and that usually works.

Don't be shy, man. make some fun out of it. i'd think we creep 'em out even more if we were looking and didn't say anything at all. you just gotta make them feel comfortable around you and the rest is easy as pie!

[Joanes]

That's kinda hot, bro.

My reaction would probably be a little different than yours. i'm trying to be a little more outspoken so i probably would've dropped in like "Welp, i hope you enjoyed your dinner for two!" with a nice smile. then i would've dropped the "Yeah, i have a friend who's pregnant too. i'm gonna be a god-father! when are you due??" type of line and that usually works.

Don't be shy, man. make some fun out of it. i'd think we creep 'em out even more if we were looking and didn't say anything at all. you just gotta make them feel comfortable around you and the rest is easy as pie!

Yeah....
Then you get the response...
"I'm not pregnant! Let me speak to your manager!"
Fired.
Do that stuff when you're not on the clock

[Shoy]

That's kinda hot, bro.

My reaction would probably be a little different than yours. i'm trying to be a little more outspoken so i probably would've dropped in like "Welp, i hope you enjoyed your dinner for two!" with a nice smile. then i would've dropped the "Yeah, i have a friend who's pregnant too. i'm gonna be a god-father! when are you due??" type of line and that usually works.

Don't be shy, man. make some fun out of it. i'd think we creep 'em out even more if we were looking and didn't say anything at all. you just gotta make them feel comfortable around you and the rest is easy as pie!

Yeah....
Then you get the response...
"I'm not pregnant! Let me speak to your manager!"
Fired.
Do that stuff when you're not on the clock

LOL
Yeah...i stand corrected.
Matter of fact, VERIFY the sighting of an actual preggo before you proceed if you have to take that chance.

But yeah, most of the time...you wanna wait 'til you're off the clock hahaha.

[Monopolus]

Actually, I've seen a handful of preggos at my job (and I've only been working there about a month). One woman was obvious; blonde hair tied into a ponytail, seemed late-20's-30. Wore a full black set of clothing (that is, normal shirt and sweatpants I think), and she was round as a beachball. Real nice to see, though of course like I said, gawking at people at work is a big no-no.

[Shoy]

Actually, I've seen a handful of preggos at my job (and I've only been working there about a month). One woman was obvious; blonde hair tied into a ponytail, seemed late-20's-30. Wore a full black set of clothing (that is, normal shirt and sweatpants I think), and she was round as a beachball. Real nice to see, though of course like I said, gawking at people at work is a big no-no.

Same at my job. especially in the part of the city that i work in, i see them all the time...but the quality of the preggos is a little poor, like...they're not very bang-worthy.
Although, a customer did bring a computer in for repair and to have her data backed up onto a harddrive...my coworkers were copying over her pictures onto the new HD and i saw that she had a folder full of thumbnails of her with a giant pregnant belly, posing in front of a mirror. one of 'em was even a nude photo............curiosity almost got me that day.

[Monopolus]

Just wanted to bump this thread with another preggo find at work last shift:

This party of three shows up; a guy and two women. One unfortunately had a cast on her arm (poor her) but the other...well...just wow. Both seemed to be latina women (or at least those kinds of hertiage in their blood or....whatever), as they had light brown skin. One of them, apparently the guy's girlfriend (whom the server informed me about after their table left), had shiny black hair that went down a bit past her shoulders, and a very attractive face. She wore just a pair of jeans and and a simple pink T-shirt (no V-neck or anything) but..damn did this T-shirt stretch to its limits. She had to have at least a DD bust, as they looked full even without showing any cleavage. It was obvious she was pregnant, and if I had to guess, she looked about 5-6 months; it was round, but not HUGE yet. I was able to catch glimpses of her sitting at the table with her belly in her lap, and even saw her put her hands on it. She was near the bathroom and went ..like twice or something, I don't keep track of these things. The point is, it gave me the perfect opportunity to see her pretty much waddle back to her seat, and she even rubbed her belly a bit on the way.

The only bad part about this was the fact that her and her friend seemed quite...well, they were kind of bimbos. Apparently one of them forgot what they even ordered, and the pregnant one drank wine..which irritated me a bit due to her obvious pregnancy. A funny note that the server mentioned was that the boyfriend didn't even break the news to his parents, and his girlfriend's showing now! Oh boy..well, that's just another thing I saw at work. Do comment if you found it cool

[Shoy]

That's pretty hot, bro.
I love the short and stacky ones. the way their hips get blown out even wider behind their belly, and their titties swelling beyond their normal confines, and their thighs getting so incredibly round...it definitely helps if they were thick and voluptuous before the pregnancy.
As far as the wine goes, i do know that their are a few wines that are ok for consumption during pregnancy. red wines, in particular, actually help cleanse the bloodstream.
But as for the bimbo-ness, i'm all too familiar. living in a predominantly latino-populated neighborhood in Los Angeles, i saw that ALL the time. my apartment was about 2 blocks down from a safe-house for young moms and expectant teens who needed shelter. lots of promiscuous blacks and latinos took residence their. were they sexy? quite a few from what i saw, but i'd NEVER bring one home to mom; pregnant or not.

[Monopolus]

That's pretty hot, bro.
I love the short and stacky ones. the way their hips get blown out even wider behind their belly, and their titties swelling beyond their normal confines, and their thighs getting so incredibly round...it definitely helps if they were thick and voluptuous before the pregnancy.
As far as the wine goes, i do know that their are a few wines that are ok for consumption during pregnancy. red wines, in particular, actually help cleanse the bloodstream.
But as for the bimbo-ness, i'm all too familiar. living in a predominantly latino-populated neighborhood in Los Angeles, i saw that ALL the time. my apartment was about 2 blocks down from a safe-house for young moms and expectant teens who needed shelter. lots of promiscuous blacks and latinos took residence their. were they sexy? quite a few from what i saw, but i'd NEVER bring one home to mom; pregnant or not.

Yeah I agree with you on the size preference. I'm sure that this woman was very attractive before she got pregnant, and the bump is just enhancing everything about her I actually think red wine is the most popular type at my job, and I believe I saw some red in the wine glass when I bussed the table, so..eh, maybe it did help her; I hope so.